am i the only one…

who owns potholders that look like they have been through a war?

who purchases packages of chocolate chips that never quite make it into cookies?

who adds items to a list –  items already accomplished just for the sheer thrill of being able to cross them off?

who laments about her weight while shoveling that fourth cookie into her mouth?

whose library books are always overdue?

who, upon entering the house, makes a mad dash to turn off the beeping security system even though it is only 50 feet from the door, and you have a full 60 seconds to get to the key pad?

who spends the week lecturing one’s self on portion control only to purchase a package of cheese puffs without guilt simply because they are labeled “organic”?

who rinses a single dish and then feels a facebook break is well deserved?

…please tell me i am not.

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4 Comments to “am i the only one…”

  1. You are not. 🙂

  2. I am guilty of so many of those. 🙂

  3. Haha to the last one! I relate. I also have nasty potholders – worse than yours actually. I have nice ones too but I prefer the more brokern-in ones, they work better.

  4. Amen to pretty much all of the above.

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